Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Ramblings of the boys

Nick "yippe Kai yeah! Come on down baby!"
Mommy "nick where do you get that stuff from?
Nick "ummm... Target."

While walking down the isle at the store Nick sees some mirrors and stops to check himself out. Then says "Hey! I have a big head!"

Noah "here little brother, you hold the end of the rope so I can climb down!"

Mom "Noah what says 'shhh'"
Noah "I don't know!"
Nick "shhh... Shannon!"

Noah "Mom at school they are going to have a kids corner shop!"
Mom -as I'm reading the handout, its where kids can go and buy gifts for people. "That's cool. Who do you want to buy a gift for?"
Noah" No gifts! It's where you go and can buy a brother or a sister. And I want to go buy a sister!"

Noah "mom, Nick stole all the candy! All by himself!"
Mom "why is there chocolate on your face then"
Noah" busted!"

Nick "I can't wait till I can go to school with Noah, then I can be big and poop in the potty"
Mom " why don't we go poop in the potty now?"
Nick "because I'm not that big"

Noah "Nick all I hear from you is Legos, Legos, Legos. You should care about something else.
Mommy "Noah all I hear from you is Captain America. Why don't you care about something else?"
Noah "All I hear from you is rules rules rules."
Mommy "touché Noah"

Nick is sitting by Collin, and starts to read the wristband that Collin is wearing.
"T -R -I -O -N -Z.... That spells Captain America! Your Captain America Daddy! Shhhh I won't tell Noah."

Nick "Daddy help me with this shirt!" (And he already is wearing his hulk muscle costume)
Daddy" we need to take of the muscles first."
Nick "we can't! I'm going in disguise, and I don't want people to know I'm the hulk! But when they see my muscles they will go 'wow! He's strong!'"

Daddy "why are they so many handprints on my window?"
Noah "hmmmm.... I think because Uncle Logan was sitting here. I'm sure he did it."
Daddy "I'm sure Uncle Logan has much bigger handprints."
Noah "He just used his pinky"

I just gave Nicklaus a baggy if pretzels and he responds "ooo yeah! My snack with Destiny has arrived!"
(Taken from "a date with destiny")

While practicing Noah's spelling/sight words-
Me "Noah what's this word" (word is mother)
Noah "mom"
Me "nope. Sound it out."
Noah "mommy?"
Me" sound it out!"
Noah"! It's all the same! I had it right!"

Collin"what happened to my cookies?"
Nicklaus "me!"

Today Noah was recognized for his kind
actions at school. When we got home from school Noah called Grandma Shell
Grandma Shell "Noah I am so proud of you! You are becoming such a caring and living young man. I'm so glad your mom is caring and living and has taught you the same."
Noah "yeah, I know. So I guess now u can forgive her for all the punishments she gives me."

The new rule in our house is if the boys fight, then they have to go read a book to each other.
Nicklaus "Noah? Can you read this to me?"
Noah "No I'm busy."
Nicklaus "Please?"
Noah "No!"
Nicklaus walks up to me crying "Noah hit me! Does he gave to read to me now?!"
Mommy "Noah didn't hit you, but I will read to you."
Nicklaus "but your not Noah!!"

Nicklaus trying to tease Noah
"I'm Noah and I like to go poo in the potty! I'm so good!"

The night before Nick and Riley's birthday party we are having a family dinner at my house, and Cathy is getting ready to leave because she is staying at Wendy's house for the weekend. "NO!! Don't go! Grandma makes everyone clean her house! Stay here or else you'll have to clean!"

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Things my boys say

Over that last  2 months I have been writing down some of the funny things my boys say to me. Next time I think I will record the date too. I love my boys so much and so thankful that I have been blessed to have them.

Noah" which one is the awesome chipmunk?"
Mommy "Alvin."
Noah "Then Nick should be Alvin."

Nicklaus "Mom can I be your super hero!"
Mom "Of course!"
Nicklaus "SCORE!"

Noah "look its a little grown up dude' I've never seen one like that before!"

Nick "you know what they say about the toilet, you miss the bowl you get the horns!"

Noah " A real man won't shoot like that! I'll show you how a real man shoots."
Nick "Wow! Can I be a real man now?"

Noah " did you know that werewolfs are allergic to spandex... So we need spandex"

Noah"Mom I have a problem."
Mom "what is it?"
Noah "my friend Eddie is trying to steal my girl."
Mom "how do you know?"
Noah "I'm psycho. That's how... And he told me."
Mom "you mean psychic? Where you know what's going to happen before it actually happens?"
Noah "yeah. That. And he told me he likes her too."

I walk into the kitchen to find Nicklaus climbing up my pantry
Mommy "Nick!! What are you doing? Get down!"
He doesn't move, just closes his eyes and stays still
Mommy "Nicklaus! Get down!"
Nicklaus "SHHHH I'm invisible so you can't see me!"

Noah failed his phonogram test again, but got a's on his math test and speech then told me "don't worry mom! I got 2 a's and 2 f's so it's a tie! I'm still okay!"

Nick "okay daddy, you pick up my toys and I'll sit here and watch you."

Mommy "owww! (I just cracked my back)
Noah runs in "let me see! Where's the baby sister!"
Mommy "there is no baby sister in here"
Noah "I heard one coming from your belly!"
Mommy "no baby is in my belly right now Noah, why do you think there is?"
Noah "because I want one and I wished really hard!"

Nicklaus "Noah focus! G says ga and ja!"
Noah" can Nick just go to kindergarten for me!?"
Mommy "NO!"
Nick and Noah "please!!"

Noah "Mom look at my spider web! It's sticky! " I turn around and see he took his gum and strung it around the car.

Nick "growl!"
Nick" it's just me mom! I'm just pretending to be a werewolf! Don't be scared!"

Nick "put the bucket on my head and hit it!"

Mommy "nick your on you last package of diapers, they don't make diapers your size anymore. Guess you have to start using the potty!"
Nick " Nope, I'll just turn into a little baby again!"
Mommy " How?"
Nick thinks for a min, "okay I'll just turn into a zombie then"

Noah says to my aunt "you don't know this, but before you were born I was in a band!"

Noah "daddy all you have to do is put on a video game and then whala! We're quiet!"
Daddy "I can't wait for the day for you to be whala, quiet."
Noah "then put the game on!"